I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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