tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I would fuck him just for his dog
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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