If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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