doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Shame - the story of my life.
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