I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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