all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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