You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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