Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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