yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
