My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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