I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...so i touched it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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