what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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