I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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