Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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