they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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