And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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