The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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