we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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