...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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