just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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