i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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