Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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