Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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