GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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