Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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