Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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