yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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