She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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