someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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