laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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