so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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