Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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