Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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