I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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