Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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