Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
