It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Mom said you looked used
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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