I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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