K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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