Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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