we have officially lost it.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Last time i carry you out of a forest
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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