Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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