There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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