It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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