did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Randomize
