? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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