She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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