I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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