I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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