i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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