I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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