69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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